HI! Welcome to HAPPYFUNLAND! Everyone here is HAPPY ALL THE TIME! Everything is FUN FUN FUN!!
Ohh... kaaay. Uh, how do I leave?
You CAN'T leave! You are my MAN-PUPPET now and we're going to have HAPPY HAPPY FUN FUN!! YAAAAY!! Now bend over so I can RAPE YOU WITH THIS RAILROAD SPIKE!!
