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Hell's Kitchen: Tales of the End Times

by theburninator
11-22-07
So, even though this seems like totally the wrong time... I really wish Kelly would quit doing Hail Marys so I could flirt with her.
Dude, I'm thinking that would be kind of like it was for my granddad, when he hit on this girl on September 12, 2001.
Hmm.. I see your point.
Still, she looks so hot crying and telling Jesus how sorry she is for giving Kenny a handjob.
I hate Kenny. What a fucking douche.

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