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| so i think you gave me your virus when we were drinking and watching road house, i just had a shit run through my system like a speeding bus with rabies. | |
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| you should try an enema. I only got better after it and really after two days of vomiting or spurting poo every half hour, putting liquid in your ass isn't that bad. | |
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| Listen, if you're trying to get me to clean myself out as a prelude to buttsex, just say so. | |
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| No, seriously. It's in a book called Dr Jensen's guide to Better Bowel Care. It explains everything. | |
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| i am going to repeat what i just said, except this time i am going to wink at you very obviously and also make kissy faces. GOT IT? | |
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