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| Hi I'm Felicity Shagwell I am American, threfore i am a whore, | |
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| Hi I'm Austin Powers, I am very hairy and I have horrible teeth but I still think woman find me attractive. | |
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| Sorry I can't get my dick up. my mojo has been taken from my body even though i do not have any scars. | |
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| I have just been rejected by a caveman, Hey you 700lb fat ass you want to fuck me? | |
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