Tales From the Grey Side 3

Author: thegreyman

Date: October 22, 2005

by thegreyman
10-22-05
One night in Her Majesty's Prison
Prisoner Jones you've made 25 attempts at escape. What do we have to do to keep you imprisoned?
Put me in HMP Holloway
That's a women's jail.
Yeah I know 2 thousand horny women who haven't seen a man in months! Man, wild horses couldn't drag me out of there.
Hey I'd take up crime for that!