This is where Mother is buried. She looked after me all my life. Told me not to mess around with those dirty girls. Taught me to be pure & strong.
Told me what to do if those dirty girls got too close. Those dirty, dirty girls looking to corrupt me with their evil feminine wiles & svelte nubile bodies. I'd chop 'em up, not let them get too close
Gee Mum, thinking about it now, I'm not really sure u had my best interests at heart.
