At the local Convention Center...
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| Hello. Why don't you introduce yourself to the rest of us gathered here today. | |
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| Well, to be honest with you, this is my first AA meeting I've ever gone to. I'm quite nervous. | |
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| No, let me go on. It started when I was in college, but just escalated from there. In fact, this morning, I got so drunk that I started screwing my own pet dog, Rover. | |
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| This is the "AAA Disgruntled Member Service," not "Alcoholics Anonymous." Looks like you've had a "ruff" day, huh? | |
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| Mhmmm.. just some hair on the top, and maybe some sideburns.. not bad.. | |
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