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After years of writing captions on found photos I figure I can throw together some cartoons from clipart. They should be funny as hell. But I'm probably wrong.

Three sets: those with Target Greeter Girl, those without, and my Primer for NaÃ¯ve Maidens.

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Target Greeter Girl #30: Know your place and stay there.

by themushroom
2-06-24

Target Greeter Girl has held her job for a full decade! She now makes more per hour than every cashier and a third of the management.


	So how come you have never tried to become a cashier?


	The only thing I have to say to customers is "welcome!" and "goodbye!"

Not everyone on her team understood why she'd spend a decade of her life in such a simple position.


	So how come you have never moved to one of the departments?


	The only thing I have to say to customers is "welcome!" and "goodbye!"

With the high turnover rate at the store and her longevity, she knew she didn't have to actually work to get paid better than those who do.


	So how come you have never moved onto another job?


	The only thing I have to say to customers is "welcome!" and "goodbye!"

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