thepick

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I'm The Pick. I live with The Willa (also referred to as Benums) and we write stupid comics about the true stories of the people we work with. And yes, Bobcat Goldthwait is actually my neighbor.

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BenTron 4000

by thepick
5-28-03


	Hey Ben, I'm hanging up a poster could you grab that hammer for me?


	Sure thing, master.


	Thanks, I got a new -- What the fuck!? You're a fucking robot! Where the fuck did this come from!?


	Jesus, settle down fucker. I'm BenTron 4000. Ben bought me yesterday, and he's training me to do everything for him so he can beat off to dolphin porn all day.


	Jeez, you didn't have to be such an asshole.


	I'm incapable of being an asshole. Asshole.

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