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I'm The Pick. I live with The Willa (also referred to as Benums) and we write stupid comics about the true stories of the people we work with. And yes, Bobcat Goldthwait is actually my neighbor.

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Dave Boland Is the Neighbor Lady's Fat Daughter.

by thepick
5-29-03


	So... I hear you have a young daughter that you're always trying to pawn off on complete strangers.


	Yeah, she's fat too. I've got to go pick up a couple thousand kilos of heroin tonight, could you watch her?


	Sure, count me in.


	Alright, I can pay you $20 plus an 8-ball.

Later that night...


	Hi there little Kimmy. Would you like to play "Suck Uncle Bobcat off while he watches Bridgett Jones' Diarrhea"?


	Sure, let's do it!

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