WEEEEE SPLAT!

Author: thochaos

Date: October 2, 2003

by thochaos
10-02-03
Dave, I am the Grim Reaper! I am here to collect your soul!
Oh shit! So I'm dead?
Yes! You were hit by a car as you crossed the road.
So what kind of car was it? A Porsche? Ferrari?
What the hell does that matter?
It had to have been something cool, right? If you say it was a Yaris, I will kick your ass.