Even I don't know where I come up with this shit

Author: thochaos

Date: December 17, 2004

by thochaos
12-17-04
Do you ever wonder if inanimate objects have feelings?
Like a urinal for example. Does it like to be urinated all over? Or would it prefer you peed in one litle spot to keep it's humiliation to a minimum?
*sigh* I guess I'll never know.