Introducing: Jake the Obvious!

Author: tocaracaria

Date: February 13, 2003

by tocaracaria
2-13-03
Now, it's Jake the Obvious!
ARG! Who be ye, and why are ye in me house?
Yo, ese! I'm Pablo, your new friend!
I be wantin' no friend of ye sort!
Hey, yo, man, don't be actin' like that, Jake. You are so crazy, man! We've been friends for like ever!
Oh, that Jake the Obvious!
ARG! I never be seein' ye in me life!
Ese, you didn't read the script, did ya?