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I was bored, my friend sent me a link and a bueatiful thing happened... Jake the Moron. we all know how funny stupid people r, now let's put them in weird situations!!

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Flashback pt. 3: Starring Young Jake

by tocaracaria
4-07-04

This is a flashback, just so you know. Jake is visiting his father in jail.


	Oh, father! You are my hero. I know you didn't kill those men.


	Yes, as I told the police, judge, and grand jury; those three hundred and fifty two people were dead when I got there!


	O dear father, tell me now; where is my mother?


	Oh, son, I can't tell you that. I'm not even supposed to be married!


	Yeah, that whole catholic priest thing never really worked out for you.


	I head dat. Not enough killing, if you ask me.

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