Hip Hop 4

Author: trapjaw

Date: July 24, 2005

by trapjaw
7-24-05
Hey Mopman, how goes it?
Not too bad brother, not too bad. Say, I heard you're the latest hip-hop sensation. "Pimpz in da ghetto" is a big hit with the plebian masses.
Yeah, I never realised that it was so easy to make it big. I need some street cred though. I gotta get arrested.
Hmm, OK, you don't actually wanna kill anyone though, right? Hows about holding up a convenience store?
I like the way you think, my friend...
I'll go and get some realistic looking BB guns..