Pit's Soul is Released From Hell

Author: trapjaw

Date: August 21, 2005

by trapjaw
8-21-05
Later that day...
Hey bro, you look strangely satisfied...aren't you supposed to be in Hell right now?
Haha, no, I solved that problem. I tricked some kid genius wonderboy motherfucker into signing away his soul for eternity.
How'd you manage that? I mean, the guy was a genius, right?
You just gotta know how to provoke people, you dumb afro-poof douchebag.
What did you say, you son of a bitch!?
See? It's just too easy, man...