I've come here to sell my soul for Illeana Douglas... oh hell, make it a 20 year-old Angelina Jolie wrapped in cellophane in a big mansion where we both can live.
Kid, your soul ain't worth that much. I'll give you Hilary Swank and a nice sweater. Take it or leave it.
Scarlet Johansen and a bean bag chair.
Kathy Bates and a toaster.
Oh lord, I've never asked for anything in the past...
