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| I've come here to sell my soul for Illeana Douglas... oh hell, make it a 20 year-old Angelina Jolie wrapped in cellophane in a big mansion where we both can live. | |
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| Kid, your soul ain't worth that much. I'll give you Hilary Swank and a nice sweater. Take it or leave it. | |
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| Scarlet Johansen and a bean bag chair. | |
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| Kathy Bates and a toaster. | |
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| Oh lord, I've never asked for anything in the past... | |
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| FUCK!! SOMEONE GET ME DOWN!! | |
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