As always I'm Max, Supreme All-Powerful Dictator With Balls The Size of Yams of The Horror Club. Tonight we discuss the unfair accusations that we're a cult. But first, let's sacrifice that virgin!
I'm sorry man, but I clearly specified we need a female.
Oh. I'll just kill myself myself then.
No.
You don't know me! Don't you judge me, you don't even know me! I've been a virgin for a whole week now!
OH FRITZ LANG,PLEASE ACCEPT THE SACRIFICE OF THIS CANNIBAL FIESTA 3 DVD IN PLACE OF A VIRGIN..Hey I just had an idea for a movie.Cheerleaders..that kill zombies..and have sex with them.with a chainsaw
