Come on guys, give me a break with the probing. I've been walkin' funny ever since our last encounter and the guys at the pool hall are starting to talk!
Are you the human redneck that has been trying to mate with cows? Because we think cowmen are an excellent idea, we could cut down on half of our abductions.
I loved a cow once. I can't eat steak anymore without thinking about... Penelope.
You're going to like this week's experiment, you are to mate with Earth star Naomi Watts.
YEEHA!!! GET 'ER DONE!!!
Haha! No, we're gonna' stick another long metal rod up your ass.
