Are you Marty Fortier, the sonuvabitch that wrote an article spoofing the Terri Schiavo case saying the Easter Bunny is fighting for his life?
Teedly hee! You should see the brilliant satire I'm working on right now, a silly leprechaun brings an uzi to school! And if you have a problem with it, you should take that up with my boss!
Hagadone, there's boring headlines, horrible comics, a whole Christian section, long editorials complaining about JC Superstar, too many car ads, and a picture of Ian!! Your newspaper sucks!!!
Watch your tongue boy! Or I'll buy and sell the property you live on to Japanese businessmen!
Meanwhile in Florida, the Easter Bunny's condition remains in critical condition...
