travisweird  

Your career aptitude test results came back, it seems the career that would best suit you is... seal clubber.

That's horrible!

Now at first it may seem barbaric and cruel but your small but strong hands and love for the outdoors would be perfect for the job.

I think your test is fucked up.

Well there are other options... the test also suggests crackwhore.

Dammit man I came here looking for a change!