travisweird  

Son, I have an idea for a new creation. Check it out... a slug... with claws... so it can defeat snails!

That's dumber than when you made the flying fish. Or the hairless cat. Or the star-nosed mole.

Hey I was high when I made the star-nosed mole, alright?

Yeah, what about the petrified forest? Who's omnipitent idea was that?

Sometimes I regret making the intelligent ape.

Ouch Dad, ouch.