Somewhere along the infinite stretch of time, the big bang occurred and created all the matter in the universe. On the third planet from the sun life began with a single cell...
Excuse me.
It's not easy being an amoeba.
Evolution lead to five kingdoms of creatures which evolved to survive on the land. After a comet destroyed the dinosaurs, mammals inherited the earth...
You realize he's copy and pasting this from carlsagan.com
You obviously haven't heard my gay dinosaur theory.
The hairiest mammal evolved into the modern day man, the first creature to ponder the point of existence. 10000 years later their sun would burn out and the story of life on Earth ends.
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