Lets talk about the time your mother wanted to leave you in a hotel in Lake Tahoe.
I'd rather not. It wasn't even a nice hotel. One and a half stars.
Does your mother still drink?
Yeah, she makes me drive her to the liquor store. One time I hit a cement block and she said the whole point of me driving to the liquor store is so we don't hit things on the way there.
Are you going to give her anything this sunday for mother's day?
Maybe. She just gave away my metal detector and now shes sleeping within the extended family. I'm thinking about giving her a subpoena.
