travisweird  

I beg your pardon!

Okay, I'll settle for a plane ticket to Tibet. But not with American Airlines, I had a bad experience with them once.

We can work that out. Can I see a doctor's certificate?

Alright, but personally I wouldn't take it because its been in my pocket for weeks and my rare disease is highly contagious.

Oh God, you didn't thumb through the magazines in the waiting room, did you??

Yeah... you better throw away all your Ranger Rick's.