Yes, okay... on a scale of 1-5, how would you rate the universe?
3.
Okay... interesting. On a scale of 1-5, 1 being unsatisfactory, 3 being not sure, and 5 being perfect how would you rate my performance as creator of everything?
Can we skip that one, I don't want to be spited.
This is a totally objective survey, no ones going to be spited. Turned into a pillar of salt maybe, but no spiting.