a man, wife, two kids and a dog walk into a talent agency...
We've got an act for you!
Alright, let's see it!
So the parents chop up their kids with an axe and feed them to the dog, which the father fucks in the ass while the mom pisses on both of them. The mom finishes by shoving the baby back up her vagina
Tada!
Wow, that was fucking nuts! What do you call that?
