The Art of the Ninja is revealed.

Author: trick_

Date: February 16, 2008

by trick_
2-16-08
Ninja in Training
Are you sure this is the "True way of the Ninja"?
Of course...i've been alive for 10000 years.
Final Test
Now go along and run through the garlic field and fetch me Frankenstein's heart. This is your final test.
Regret
Sorry my body is detiorating...can I help you with something? Been a while since I've seen any ninjas.
Oh Hell no! I knew I should've been a rice picker or fisherman.