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| So there I was, walking through the mall and I see Britney Spears has her own perfume | |
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| Yes, i've heard of it. I saw the commercial where she is telling everyone how beautiful she is and how we should all worship her | |
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| I figure they must take Britney Spears's stool sample, put it in a blender and mix it with water | |
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| makes sense, then call it, "Britney Spears's shit don't stink" | |
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| ...well guess what you are getting for christmas | |
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| nice, i'll use it to ward off vampires | |
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