If you're not looking at porn when you take a break... then... what the crap are you doing?
Usually read the news, or my email, or go onto Facebook, or listen to music on Last.fm, or edit Wikipe--
Okay, okay, stop. I have no idea what you just said, but I'm pretty sure you made at least half of that up. Everyone knows there's only one thing to do on the internet, and that's porn.
