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Charlie is a magical unicorn. He's very smart. Maybe he knows where we are.

You must think I'm an idiot. Why are you helping me, crab? Do you want to drag me off somewhere and chop me to bits? Fuck you!

You guessed it, sweetcheeks. Fuck you, clitsucker. I don't need to help you. I'm going to talk to Charlie myself.

You piece of shit. Get the fuck out of here.

That cock-weasel.