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Tsekub is a fisherman. He is also a sailor, inventor, explorer, and intrepid adventurer.
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by tsekub
1-04-12
Okay, wise guy, tell me what you know, or heads start rolling.
Chillax, bunny dude! I know the answer. I'm a unicorn!
Yeah, I don't know about that. You don't look like a fucking unicorn.
Sure I am! I just put my horn in storage during the day. It's just practical! Good horns are hard to find nowadays, and I was all day at Wal-Mart to get this one on layawa--
Yeah, yeah, whatever. So is this heaven?
Wal-Mart is so expensive up here, you wouldn't believe it. I need to go get a new liver too, but Wal-Mart doesn't carry unicorn liver, blah blah blah blah blahbety blah...
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