Loser on Planet #3

Author: tweedbucket

Date: March 11, 2019

by tweedbucket
3-11-19
Fred Higgins starts his exciting fast paced, brand new job!
Hello sir, I'm wondering if I could sell you a vacuum cleaner?
uhh??
Fred doesn't see a gun or knife, so he feels compelled to continue...
ahh yes sir, it's the new Wacker TURBO XL Plus and not only vacuums, but prints money tooo!!
mmmm-my? mmm--mmeey?
Fred has the momentum and was hoping to go in for the kill ... little did he know...
Yes SIR, Money!! you can set it to print $1000 bills if you want and uhhmm ... what did you say?
mmmoommm meee??? Mommmm mee???