twreks1989  

My god... do you have any idea what this means?!

No, what?

David Spade is actually a woman...

Really? huh.....I'd still do him.

You also said you would ride Stephen Hawking til next July so it's not like you are reaching for the sky with your standards.

Oh Stephen Hawking, you and your wheel chair rolled into my heart, do you know if that voice box needs batteries because i could use that for a pick up line?