Woodland Small Talk

Author: tylermasse

Date: November 29, 2001

by tylermasse
11-29-01
Anyone shot at you today?
Yeah, but they were so loaded that I wasn't too worried about it. Drunks can't aim.
I had a close call with an SUV, earlier.
God, now THOSE things scare me. People are too busy talking on their cell phones to watch the road.
I know! It's not like the deer crossing signs are hard to read.
So, you're saying that drunk, illiterate, SUV-driving rednecks with cell phones and rifles are dangerous? Surely you jest...