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| Anyone shot at you today? | |
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| Yeah, but they were so loaded that I wasn't too worried about it. Drunks can't aim. | |
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| I had a close call with an SUV, earlier. | |
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| God, now THOSE things scare me. People are too busy talking on their cell phones to watch the road. | |
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| I know! It's not like the deer crossing signs are hard to read. | |
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| So, you're saying that drunk, illiterate, SUV-driving rednecks with cell phones and rifles are dangerous? Surely you jest... | |
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