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Reg: All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh-water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

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People Who Don't Know When To Shut Up

by umfumdisi
7-13-03

The Scene: The Australian Outback. Yosemite Sam has chased Bugs Bunny all over the world. Bugs tries to hide among the millions of rabbits. Unfortunately, Yosemite buys an Acme costume and finds Bugs.


	Stick 'em up, rabbit. I'm no kangaroo, I'm Yosemite Sam, the roughest, toughtest, meanest, and orneriest outlaw west of the Sydney Opera House. Now don't say a word or I'll blow ya ta smithereenies!


	Not another word? N'yah, not a problem, doc. When somebody tells me to shut up, I'm not one to keep talkin'--not me, no sir-ree--I just shut my mouth right up and don't say no thing to no body no how.

The Scene: North Dakota in winter. Two criminal allies form an uneasy partnership so they can kidnap a businessman's wife and extort money from the man's father-in-law. The criminals don't get along.


	Pancakes and whores.. Pancakes and whores.. Pancakes and whores.. Pancakes and whores.. Pancakes and whores.. Pancakes and whores.. Pancakes and whores...Pancakes and whores.. Pancakes and whores...


	So that's the way it's gonna be? Not gonna say anything? The silent treatment, eh? Well, two can play that game! Let's just see how much YOU like it. Total fuckin' silence, my friend, total silence...

The Scene: Washington, DC. President Bill Clinton with family in tow appears on televsion to assuage the fears of a nation and reveal just what transpired between himself and a White House intern.


	I DID NOT have sexual relations with that woman--Miss Lewinsky. I did not give her a Whitman's sampler. Nor did I tell her to open it and take out the little chocolate man and rub him on her crotch.

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