Elf vs. Pants 2: Remorse & Revenge

Author: umfumdisi

Date: August 8, 2003

by umfumdisi
8-08-03
My faithful servant reduced to ash? Damn that merry elf. Well, my angular friend, abyssus abyssum invocat!
I know it's really off-season, but since you're on your way back from vacation, could you just drop this package off at the North Pole PO?
Certainly, Elf is lucky to have a friend who sends him presents in August.
At the North Pole PO:
That package was marked, "DENTAL SUPPLIES." Are you sure it's for you?
Yes. And it's from Rudolph--how thoughtful.