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| Do you like anal prob.. I mean sex? | |
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| Oh yes, it's my favourite thing. Please put your manrod deep in me! | |
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| *Slides his giant earth-man penis into your rectal cavity* | |
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| wtf are you like a doctor or something? | |
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| No. I'm just your average everyday joe-earthling. I like beer, monster trucks and anal sex. | |
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| Oh okay. . . I feel your massive johnson slide into my virgin fart tube. | |
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