Noob Qontest Qntry: And What's In The Secret Sauce?

Author: unorthodoxdevice

Date: March 31, 2004

It started in Alaska, back in 1974 . . .
You can tell the King that Mr. McDonald wants his money.
Here's a tip: tell that scottish fuck that he can take a "quarter pounder" and stick it up his fry-hole.
And thus began a conflict that has carried on to this day!
Look, I don't know how many times I have to tell you, Ronald McDonald is DEAD.
Look Bugsy, you can't keep covering for the red-nosed sonofabitch forever. Now, where's the damn clown?!