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| I'm moving back to Oregon. | |
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| That middle of nowhere shithole filled with rednecks and bears? Why? | |
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| It was much better living there when I didn't have easy access to the internet. | |
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| You'll miss it. You can't get away from it. The internet consumes your soul. | |
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| On my lunch break I got six porn spams, two Nigerian emails, and was accused of being a n00b, a lamezor, a narc, a Republican, and an alias because I didn't make enough comics and like certain people. | |
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| I'll help you pack after I've finished denigrating this n00b. | |
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