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| Yesterday I decided to become abstinent. | |
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| Wow. That's going to take a lot of patience and masturbation. | |
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| Yes. I even bought this fancy abstinence ring to show my dedication. | |
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| What could have possibly influenced you to become abstinent? | |
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| It's a personal choice. Kind of something I've been meaning to do for awhile. | |
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| Do I hear the Jonas Brothers playing? | |
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