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Son, I've got good news and bad news. Which would you like to hear first?

Jeez, Doc! Um . . . give me the bad news first, I guess.

Well, you're dying. You'll be dead by the weekend.

Christ, Doc! What's the good news?

You know that secretary out there? The one with the great big jugs, and the peach-shaped ass?

I'm fuckin' her!