Good News 3.0

Author: victorino

Date: October 4, 2002

by victorino
10-04-02
So, Doc, the test results are back? What's the verdict?
Well, son, I've got bad news, good news, and bad news. What do you want to hear first?
Jeez, Doc. Um . . . Give me the bad, then the good, then the bad.
The bad news is that you're very sick. With what you've got, you could be dead by morning. The good news is, there's a cure.
Whew! You had me scared there for a second. What's the other bad news?
I lied. There's no cure.