victorino  

I'm freaking out! I just dropped by my mom's house and let myself in with my old key. The house was dark. I heard my mom in the back bedroom shouting something so obscene, I can't even repeat it!

Hmmm.

If it was dark, she was probably saying "Clap On! Clap On!" to turn the lights on.

Whew! That explains it!

I thought she was yelling "Strap On! Strap On!"