victorino  

Well, son, I'm afraid I've got some bad news and some good news. Which would you like to hear first?

Jeez, Doc . . . I . . . I guess I'll take the bad news first.

Your wife's been paralyzed in a horrible accident. For the rest of her life, you'll have to help her bathe, dress, eat, drink. You'll even have to change her messy diapers.

Jeezus, Doc! What's the good news?

The good news is that I'm fucking with you. She's actually dead!

Whew!