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| Today's your birthday, let's celebrate!! You're 3 YEARS OLD TODAY! HOORAY! | |
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nature's cruelest joke...
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| Just think, in 13 years you'll be able to drive a CAR! Whoo! | |
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| Actually, my body isn't really 3 years old, it's more like 10. By the time I'm 16 years old I'll be close to death. Or rotting in the ground. | |
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...and its most necessary.
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| But don't feel bad. I'm Asian. There are plenty more of me. | |
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