God Administers the BEST revenge!

Author: vralia

Date: January 3, 2003

by vralia
1-03-03
In a mutual friend's mobile home at a party...
OMIGOD, my boyfriend is going to come here in a few hours, and you can meet him! Wow, he's so amazing, and we're not having sex yet, because we have consciences! I Rock!
YOU have a boyfriend? And I don't?...DOES ANYONE HERE HAVE SOME VICADIN???
A DEPRESSING comic strip...
...and our relationship is a committed one, and we're not sleeping together until we know each other better! What a great guy! I am so lucky to have finally found someone so wonderful!!
Christ! This is an awful situation! Why is this a comic strip? This is just fucking awful!!!
Ah yes, THIS is why it is amusing!
Hey, do you know where Byron, this new moral wonderful boyfriend, is?
In the bathroom of this mobile home, fucking Kim Lucas.