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| Now that I've got (internet) buddies, all I need is a cute asian girl to de-virginize me then my life would be complete! (except for that special edition Min May hentai doujin) | |
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| Hm, now where can I find someone hot to do the horizontal mambo with? I'm so horny my scrotum is about to implode like the Enterprise in Star Trek 4! | |
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| Behold, mortal! It is I, Kevin Sorbo as Captain Penetrator! Behold this divine bulge and prepare thyself for some thundering Greek loving! | |
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| Funny... my ass feels tingly all of a sudden... | |
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