the coke... by whatthetoad11-18-02 here, we meet our characters for the first time. the left one's sammy and the right one's joe. you rang, bitch? fucking bitch ass right, i fucking rang. someone done peed in my fucking coke. well, what you fucking want me to do about it, bitch? i don't want this shit, you fucking drink it. obviously we have a bit of a problem. ...now why the fuck would i do that, bitch? cause i fucking told you to! what are you, deaf, grampa bitch?
waiting for the bus by whatthetoad12-02-02 here, we find sammy and joe waiting for the bus to come. so i was online, right? and then this... whoa. hold up, my pager's doing that thing again. what thing? what pager? where'd you get the money for a pager? i don't know, i found it in a bank somewheres. a bank? the money or the pager? damn it, sammy. actually, come to think of it, i stole them off of some asswipe i ran over in my car. what car? you don't have a car.
recess is for fun playing time. by whatthetoad12-02-02 here, sammy and joe are out at recess. so, like i was saying, i was... wait, you confederate motherfucker! you never explained all that shit about the pager and whatnot. here, sammy and joe are out at recess. ...yeah, i did. no, you didn't. you started tapdancing and singing barbara streisand songs. here, sammy and joe are out at recess. ... do you even know what year it is?
why the fuck are they in a canyon? by whatthetoad12-02-02 i think joe's had it. so, like i was saying... why do you always say that? everytime you start to say something you're like, "so, like i was saying..." and what about the pager and the money and the car, huh? what about them? huh? huh? no, not the police! so, like i was saying... that's fucking it, yo. i'm getting the police on your stupid braindead ass.