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by whatthetoad
11-18-02
here, we meet our characters for the first time. the left one's sammy and the right one's joe.
you rang, bitch?
fucking bitch ass right, i fucking rang. someone done peed in my fucking coke.
well, what you fucking want me to do about it, bitch?
i don't want this shit, you fucking drink it.
obviously we have a bit of a problem.
...now why the fuck would i do that, bitch?
cause i fucking told you to! what are you, deaf, grampa bitch?

 

by whatthetoad
12-02-02
here, we find sammy and joe waiting for the bus to come.
so i was online, right? and then this... whoa. hold up, my pager's doing that thing again.
what thing? what pager? where'd you get the money for a pager?
i don't know, i found it in a bank somewheres.
a bank? the money or the pager?
damn it, sammy.
actually, come to think of it, i stole them off of some asswipe i ran over in my car.
what car? you don't have a car.

 

by whatthetoad
12-02-02
here, sammy and joe are out at recess.
so, like i was saying, i was...
wait, you confederate motherfucker! you never explained all that shit about the pager and whatnot.
here, sammy and joe are out at recess.
...yeah, i did.
no, you didn't. you started tapdancing and singing barbara streisand songs.
here, sammy and joe are out at recess.
...
do you even know what year it is?

 

by whatthetoad
12-02-02
i think joe's had it.
so, like i was saying...
why do you always say that? everytime you start to say something you're like, "so, like i was saying..."
and what about the pager and the money and the car, huh? what about them? huh? huh?
no, not the police!
so, like i was saying...
that's fucking it, yo. i'm getting the police on your stupid braindead ass.

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