wildfire  

You know, Christmas isn't really my birthday...

The Feast of the Immaculate Conception is celebrated on December 8th.

So I was born sometime in August. December 25th was used at first as a disguise for the Christian holiday...

...and eventually as an easy point of conversion those that celebrated Saturnalia and Winter Solistace. And you're not listening to a word I say...

Uh-huh...

*sex*uh*ah*uhh* *oh*sex*arf* *uh*oh*uhhhh.....*